Like many copywriters, I’m a frustrated novelist. And a frustrated screenwriter. And a frustrated musician. Basically, I’m frustrated.

I didn’t draw/paint this. But it was done by my dear friend Gabe, and I love it. He depicted me scowling at the Blue Angels disapprovingly, which is accurate. They’re so damn loud.

A while back I self published a novel under a pen name, which is so cringe but I did it anyway. Buy it, and make me rich.